how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
Bisexuals devour the heads of their opposite-sex mates after sex.
I want to write a novel about a trans woman that uses all those tropes trans women know but cis people never hear about. Stuff like…
- Slowly realizing you’ll have to lie to your therapist about how stereotypically girly you “need” to be, if you want them to actually move you ahead with transition.
- The freaking food cravings from HRT.
- The first time you get aroused while also wearing feminine clothing and have a massive identity crisis, worried that maybe you’re just a fetishist.
- Spiro tastes like mint.
- That time in your teenage years when your mom finds your make-up/clothes/bra and just throws it away and never speaks of it ever. Ever ever.
- The hundredth time you have a admit that yes, you do know that you’re very tall.
I shall be lauded as a literary genius. Unless people find out I’m trans. they’ll I’ll be accused of only writing genre fiction.
If you bite it, spiro tastes considerably different from mint. I think I might be sensitive to the smell and taste, though. I have to turn the bottle away from me to even open it.
krelllabs said: Pumpkin pie or pecan pie? The season is soon upon us.
Tough choice. I love eating both, but probably pumpkin a little more. As for cooking, my pumpkin pie wins hands-down. It is legend.
Yeah. For cooking, definitely. I usually use butternut squash instead of pumpkin (it generally tastes the same), mostly because it’s easier to seed.
…because as bad as this ghastly Manara cover is…
…it’s not as bad as this godawful cover art from New Avengers #4. I can’t even parse this anatomy.